Rating System!

Okay, I've decided that, before anybody else posts anything here, I'll make clear our rating system on this here blogosphere!

Rather than your more mundane one-to-five or one-to-ten systems we thought we'd go for something a little more interesting. We don't rate stuff in numbers. We rate stuff in ninjas. Yes, you read that correctly, ninjas! Now some of you may be thinking "Wow, that's cool, so one ninja is poor, and multiple ninjas are good!" but you'd be dead wrong, just as you would be if you were to make that assumption in front of a ninja! Always remember the inverse ninja rule. One ninja is the perfect number. Single, stealthy, silent, deadly, and most importantly, awesome as hell!

For this reason, our rating system runs as follows; one ninja is the best rating something can get. If something's as good as one ninja then it is the highest mark we can possibly give it. The poorer something is, the more ninjas we give it, as they bungle and get in each others way, reducing it from an awe-inspiring stealthy killer, to a bustling confused horde of easily killed foot-soldiers.

So remember; one ninja is the best you can get!

'Nuff Said!